Welcome to the virtual hospital.
We have got five beds only, so we need to know something about yourself before we could allocate you a bed.
What is the trouble with you?
answer rates 1.5
How often have you been to the virtual hospital before?
answer rates 204!
What do you like doing if you are not in hospital?
What kind of sexuality is in your body?
answer rates 3
Would you mind if you had to share the hospital bed with somebody else?
answer rates 103
Would you bring any pets (mice, etc.) with you?